The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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203 - The Porn Identity

2025-11-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss the power of music, energy drinks, Ozempic, midnight snacking, happy women, stupid drug tricks, more AI lies, Buc-ees, some old history, and the petalheads share what brings them joy.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 79 MB - Duration: 1:52:29m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)

202 - Scented Incest

2025-11-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss Halloween candy, witches herbs, Ozempic, Impure Drugs, Happy People, Weed Whackyness, AI run amok, MKUltra, and the petalheads weigh in on the supernatural.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 81 MB - Duration: 1:55:40m (917 kbps 44100 Hz)

201 - Alzheimer's Tits

2025-10-25

Your favorite petalheads discuss obesity, alcohol, sugar alcohols, rosemary, goats, peace pipes, the AWS outage, AI lies, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Halloween costumes.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 65 MB - Duration: 1:33:33m (909 kbps 44100 Hz)

200 - Just Push Play

2025-10-18

Your favorite petalheads welcome Mrs. Bemlet and discuss Copaiba Oil, The Star in Tarot, the paranormal, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite comfort food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 110 MB - Duration: 2:47:08m (866 kbps 44100 Hz)

199 - No Shit Sherlock Department

2025-10-04

Your favorite petalheads discuss ketogenic diets and mental health, Fiber, Ozempic Breasts and Vulva, the Cheesemonger Olympics, frozen weed, data centers for AI and water, and the petalheads weigh in on whether they eat ice cream in cold weather.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 72 MB - Duration: 1:49:32m (859 kbps 44100 Hz)

198 - Goatse to the Slaughter

2025-09-27

Your favorite petalheads discuss red light and sleep, intermittent fasting, blueberries and babies, the rigged THC game, global AI policy, digital IDs, and the petalheads tell us what they eat when they’re having one of those days.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 70 MB - Duration: 1:47:58m (842 kbps 44100 Hz)

197 - Snarknado

2025-09-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss benadryl, PFAs, a dog and a crow, Chinese grow operations, mental health and AI, and the petalheads weigh-in on that favorite thing on their bookshelf.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 99 MB - Duration: 2:25:08m (891 kbps 44100 Hz)

196 - Whore Olive Oil

2025-09-13

Your favorite petalheads discuss sunflower oil, artificial sweeteners, Ozempic vulva, food from garbage, weed drinks, backing away from AI, “green” energy, and the petalhead weigh in on their favorite end-of-summer activity.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 87 MB - Duration: 2:15:22m (845 kbps 44100 Hz)

195 - Therapy Toke

2025-09-06

Your favorite petalheads discuss Covid vaccines, Inflammation, happy humans and pets, a rant on cryptocurrency, AI, shitty beaches, and the petalheads weigh in on what's on their grill.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 105 MB - Duration: 2:40:23m (858 kbps 44100 Hz)

194 - Seven Second Delay

2025-08-30

Your favorite petalheads discuss pollution, fluids, food additives, letters from dad, high art, car hacking, Cracker Barrel, and the petaheads weigh-in on their favorite fall smell or flavor.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 102 MB - Duration: 1:58:05m (112 kbps 44100 Hz)