The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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211 - The Money Shart

2026-01-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss the new Dietary Guidelines, what semaglutide really does to you, the mind/body connection, coffee, ADHD drugs, counting calories, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite snowman story.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 83 MB - Duration: 2:00:30m (900 kbps 44100 Hz)

210 - Jenny Crank Diet

2026-01-03

Your favorite petalheads discuss ultraprocessed foods, food recalls, allergies, antidepressants, paying it forward, pot grants, feeding your data to the world, the real cost of AI, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite winter activities.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:46:13m (904 kbps 44100 Hz)

209 - Toking Lesbians

2025-12-27

The petalheads discuss Ozempic meals, aspartame, Christmas spices, bad foods to lose fat, helping people at Christmas, CBD and college kids, the Mountain Dew conspiracy, and the petalheads weigh-in on their New Years resolutions.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 62 MB - Duration: 1:28:35m (908 kbps 44100 Hz)

208 - Alphabet Mafia

2025-12-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss rebooting your eyes, cheese, anti-inflammatory foods, swearing, trash pandas, grandmas, reclassified weed, more AI bullshit, wokeness, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Christmas gift.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 110 MB - Duration: 2:39:12m (906 kbps 44100 Hz)

207 - Hot Pocketing The Mic

2025-12-13

Your favorite petalheads discuss the Nordic Diet, PFAs in the water, ultra-processed foods, the Keto diet, dancing kids, prison pot, LastPass, AI-generated podcasts, the war on datacenters, and the petalheads weigh-in with their holiday disasters.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 79 MB - Duration: 1:53:11m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)

206 - Stripper Yeast

2025-11-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss (fake) sweeteners, body highs, MASLD, CPR, psychedelic care, growing rare earth minerals, AI poetry, shit soup, and the petalheads discuss their favorite fall beverage!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 85 MB - Duration: 2:01:21m (917 kbps 44100 Hz)

205 - Senator Strokes a Lot

2025-11-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss plant-based bullshit, peanut allergies, protein, TB on your pee pee, saving cobblers, Brazil blazing, the rise against data centers, dirty old codgers in congress, and the petaleads weigh in on their favorite thing about f

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 75 MB - Duration: 1:48:13m (904 kbps 44100 Hz)

204 - Soviet Botulism

2025-11-15

Your favorite petalheads discuss fruits and veg, weight loss, Metformin, happy boys, learning Spanish on weed, Bob Ross, and the petalheads weigh-in on their favorite Thanksgiving pie.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 73 MB - Duration: 1:45:54m (910 kbps 44100 Hz)

203 - The Porn Identity

2025-11-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss the power of music, energy drinks, Ozempic, midnight snacking, happy women, stupid drug tricks, more AI lies, Buc-ees, some old history, and the petalheads share what brings them joy.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 79 MB - Duration: 1:52:29m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)

202 - Scented Incest

2025-11-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss Halloween candy, witches herbs, Ozempic, Impure Drugs, Happy People, Weed Whackyness, AI run amok, MKUltra, and the petalheads weigh in on the supernatural.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 81 MB - Duration: 1:55:40m (917 kbps 44100 Hz)