The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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177 - Crumbs, Bits, and Bullshit

2025-03-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss Coca-Cola, Brain Rot, Hay Fever Season, Coffee Poops, marijuana is bad, nuclear batteries, morons, and yay or nay on Spring Cleaning!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:01:24m (977 kbps 44100 Hz)

176 - Viva la Fuck You

2025-03-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss "natural" sugar, melatonin, sleepy drinks, food recalls, good boys, weed fairs, backdoored bluetooth, shitty appliances, and yay or nay on peeps!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:46:07m (930 kbps 44100 Hz)

175 - Big Hot Mic Obama

2025-03-15

Your favorite petalheads air their interview with Bemlet (the brother of @ryan), a Cavalcade of Stoopidity from @SirRevCyberTrucker, your euphemisms for sex, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 156 MB - Duration: 2:55:57m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)

174 - Diarrhea Coke

2025-03-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss nut allergies, caffeine intake, Diet Coke, Headaches, Love, Kratom, Outsmoking Bob Marley, Vulnerable Tech, and your first sign of Spring.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 96 MB - Duration: 2:14:48m (930 kbps 44100 Hz)

173 - Cookie Cancer

2025-02-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss diets, protein, aspartame, pancake recall, old heroes, egg donations, free shrooms, COBOL, the power of half-arsing it, and your go-to Girl Scout cookie?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:47:14m (926 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss fat or carbs, beef tallow vs. grass-fed butter, sex, magnesium, lost dogs, beautiful plumage, steps in the right direction, making shit up, robocalling the FCC, disconnecting from the system, & yay or nay on sharing food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 85 MB - Duration: 2:00:13m (925 kbps 44100 Hz)

171 - Whoremunity Service

2025-02-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss caffeine, Alzheimers, Girl Scout Cookies, more uses for GLP-1 drugs, donkey balls, busy beavers, up-in-smoke memory, stupid Google tricks, where IPAs came from, and y’all weigh in on bath or shower?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68 MB - Duration: 1:35:26m (928 kbps 44100 Hz)

170 - Doctor Hymen

2025-02-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss health insurance, exercise, health misinformation, vitamin deficiency, saving homes with beer, riding dirty, giving us the fucking links, aliens, and your go-to coffee drink.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 67 MB - Duration: 1:34:11m (931 kbps 44100 Hz)

169 - Vegetable Semen

2025-01-25

Your favorite petalheads discuss seed oils, holistic health care, real milk, a semaglutide slave, happy people, a side of Mary Jane with your fries, tech bullshit, and your go-to comfort food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 69 MB - Duration: 1:36:27m (932 kbps 44100 Hz)

168 - Brilliant Douche

2025-01-18

Your favorite petalheads discuss AI in Healthcare, sugar, green tea, egg yolk color, old letterman jackets, a highway shootout, even the rats get high, the TikTok ban, and yay or nay on New Year's resolutions.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64 MB - Duration: 1:29:49m (923 kbps 44100 Hz)