The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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171 - Whoremunity Service

2025-02-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss caffeine, Alzheimers, Girl Scout Cookies, more uses for GLP-1 drugs, donkey balls, busy beavers, up-in-smoke memory, stupid Google tricks, where IPAs came from, and y’all weigh in on bath or shower?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68 MB - Duration: 1:35:26m (928 kbps 44100 Hz)

170 - Doctor Hymen

2025-02-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss health insurance, exercise, health misinformation, vitamin deficiency, saving homes with beer, riding dirty, giving us the fucking links, aliens, and your go-to coffee drink.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 67 MB - Duration: 1:34:11m (931 kbps 44100 Hz)

169 - Vegetable Semen

2025-01-25

Your favorite petalheads discuss seed oils, holistic health care, real milk, a semaglutide slave, happy people, a side of Mary Jane with your fries, tech bullshit, and your go-to comfort food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 69 MB - Duration: 1:36:27m (932 kbps 44100 Hz)

168 - Brilliant Douche

2025-01-18

Your favorite petalheads discuss AI in Healthcare, sugar, green tea, egg yolk color, old letterman jackets, a highway shootout, even the rats get high, the TikTok ban, and yay or nay on New Year's resolutions.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64 MB - Duration: 1:29:49m (923 kbps 44100 Hz)

167 - Rideshare Stripper

2025-01-11

Your favorite petalheads discuss the newest round of Curry shenanigans, deadly soda, deadly diets, bone broth, your morning coffee, old dogs and Christmas presents, HIGH stupidity, unfixed security bugs, and yay or nay on reincarnation.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 149 MB - Duration: 2:33:40m (127 kbps 44100 Hz)

166 - The Clip That Didn't Fire

2025-01-04

Your favorite petalheads discuss hangover myths, cancer and alcohol, Commiefornia and Ultraprocessed Foods, heart muscles, happy boys, CBD tampons, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on snow tubing.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 64 MB - Duration: 1:29:18m (924 kbps 44100 Hz)

165 - Brain Muffin

2024-12-28

Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic, Plastic Tea, Food and Metabolism, Mint, Happiness, the Wild West of Weed, Stupid Tech Tricks, and nay or nay on Pac-Man!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 78 MB - Duration: 1:48:54m (934 kbps 44100 Hz)

164 - Anally Wasted

2024-12-21

Your favorite petalheads discuss beans, new food labels, processed foods, fiber, heroes, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, more lies and damn lies, and yay or nay on Die Hard being a Christmas Movie.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 77 MB - Duration: 1:47:29m (932 kbps 44100 Hz)

163 - Suck My Pinot

2024-12-14

Your favorite petalheads discuss headaches, stress belly, tainted drugs, Ozepmic, Legos, finding mama and the motherland, quantum chips, scary cables, and Pepperidge Farms, yay or nay?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 93 MB - Duration: 2:10:04m (937 kbps 44100 Hz)

162 - Still Fucking it Up

2024-12-07

Your favorite petalheads discuss the evolution of The Lotus Effect, talk about Rose Oil, the Death card in Tarot, and your first date stories!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 129 MB - Duration: 3:00:11m (938 kbps 44100 Hz)