The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week

2025-05-17

Your favorite petalheads discuss okra, foods not to freeze, breathing, touching, long-lost sisters, overtaxing marijuana, persistent ransomware, the surveillance state, MFA isn’t a panacea, and your favorite springtime flowers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 136 MB - Duration: 3:04:56m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)

183 - Basic White Bitch Blowjobs

2025-05-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss eggs, Ozepmic Feet, peeing after sex, a happy dog, drinking your weed, CheatGPT, stupid IT tricks, child marriage, climage change taxes, and the Petalheads weigh in on their favorite mom story!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 102 MB - Duration: 2:16:30m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)

182 - Unintentional Journalism

2025-05-03

sleep, obesity, plastics, the animal lady, stupid pot tricks, juice jacking, evil six foot rats, typical politicians, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite type of pet!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:02:49m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)

181 - Tactical Nut Bacon

2025-04-26

Your favorite petalheads discuss beef tallow, cinnamon, food dye, veggies, saving lives, rebuilding towns, Hempy 420, hacking crosswalks, bad cops and judges, and our Petalheads weigh in on cooking bacon in the oven.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 96 MB - Duration: 2:08:26m (974 kbps 44100 Hz)

180 - Fuck Taxes

2025-04-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, fat memories, seed oil studies, a brave toddler, schizophrenic potheads, stupid cyber security tricks, and how our Petalheads handled their taxes.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 90 MB - Duration: 1:39:43m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)

179 - Cowcakke Festival

2025-04-12

Your favorite petalheads discuss sucralose, the immunity debt hypothesis, apple cider vinegar, memory, feeding the world, drink your weed, AI generated lawyers, cicadas, and yay or nay on ricotta in your lasagna.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 80 MB - Duration: 1:45:53m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)

178 - Genital Taxes

2025-04-05

Your favorite petalheads discuss SNAP, working out on the weekends, avocado vs. olive oil, happy people, bitchy cops, a deepfaked weather girl, stupid PNW tricks, and our yay or nay topic this week: Ambrosia Salad.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 83 MB - Duration: 1:53:02m (954 kbps 44100 Hz)

177 - Crumbs, Bits, and Bullshit

2025-03-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss Coca-Cola, Brain Rot, Hay Fever Season, Coffee Poops, marijuana is bad, nuclear batteries, morons, and yay or nay on Spring Cleaning!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:01:24m (977 kbps 44100 Hz)

176 - Viva la Fuck You

2025-03-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss "natural" sugar, melatonin, sleepy drinks, food recalls, good boys, weed fairs, backdoored bluetooth, shitty appliances, and yay or nay on peeps!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:46:07m (930 kbps 44100 Hz)

175 - Big Hot Mic Obama

2025-03-15

Your favorite petalheads air their interview with Bemlet (the brother of @ryan), a Cavalcade of Stoopidity from @SirRevCyberTrucker, your euphemisms for sex, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 156 MB - Duration: 2:55:57m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)