The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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180 - Fuck Taxes

2025-04-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, fat memories, seed oil studies, a brave toddler, schizophrenic potheads, stupid cyber security tricks, and how our Petalheads handled their taxes.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 90 MB - Duration: 1:39:43m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss sucralose, the immunity debt hypothesis, apple cider vinegar, memory, feeding the world, drink your weed, AI generated lawyers, cicadas, and yay or nay on ricotta in your lasagna.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 80 MB - Duration: 1:45:53m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)

178 - Genital Taxes

2025-04-05

Your favorite petalheads discuss SNAP, working out on the weekends, avocado vs. olive oil, happy people, bitchy cops, a deepfaked weather girl, stupid PNW tricks, and our yay or nay topic this week: Ambrosia Salad.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 83 MB - Duration: 1:53:02m (954 kbps 44100 Hz)

177 - Crumbs, Bits, and Bullshit

2025-03-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss Coca-Cola, Brain Rot, Hay Fever Season, Coffee Poops, marijuana is bad, nuclear batteries, morons, and yay or nay on Spring Cleaning!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:01:24m (977 kbps 44100 Hz)

176 - Viva la Fuck You

2025-03-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss "natural" sugar, melatonin, sleepy drinks, food recalls, good boys, weed fairs, backdoored bluetooth, shitty appliances, and yay or nay on peeps!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:46:07m (930 kbps 44100 Hz)

175 - Big Hot Mic Obama

2025-03-15

Your favorite petalheads air their interview with Bemlet (the brother of @ryan), a Cavalcade of Stoopidity from @SirRevCyberTrucker, your euphemisms for sex, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 156 MB - Duration: 2:55:57m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)

174 - Diarrhea Coke

2025-03-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss nut allergies, caffeine intake, Diet Coke, Headaches, Love, Kratom, Outsmoking Bob Marley, Vulnerable Tech, and your first sign of Spring.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 96 MB - Duration: 2:14:48m (930 kbps 44100 Hz)

173 - Cookie Cancer

2025-02-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss diets, protein, aspartame, pancake recall, old heroes, egg donations, free shrooms, COBOL, the power of half-arsing it, and your go-to Girl Scout cookie?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 76 MB - Duration: 1:47:14m (926 kbps 44100 Hz)

172 - What The Virtual Fuck

2025-02-15

Your favorite petalheads discuss fat or carbs, beef tallow vs. grass-fed butter, sex, magnesium, lost dogs, beautiful plumage, steps in the right direction, making shit up, robocalling the FCC, disconnecting from the system, & yay or nay on sharing food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 85 MB - Duration: 2:00:13m (925 kbps 44100 Hz)

171 - Whoremunity Service

2025-02-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss caffeine, Alzheimers, Girl Scout Cookies, more uses for GLP-1 drugs, donkey balls, busy beavers, up-in-smoke memory, stupid Google tricks, where IPAs came from, and y’all weigh in on bath or shower?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 68 MB - Duration: 1:35:26m (928 kbps 44100 Hz)