The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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190 - Release The Stupidity

2025-07-12

Your favorite petalheads discuss blood sugar, migraines, meat, hemp food, AI Tomfoolery, hot garbage, and the petalheads weigh in on the Fourth of July.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 87 MB - Duration: 2:14:59m (843 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss statins, bee pollen, blood sugar, brave boys, the guy who helped legalize marijuana, ChatGPT goes mental, burning batteries, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer activity.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:55:26m (838 kbps 44100 Hz)

THB 1 - Asshole with a Shoelace

2025-06-21

Our inaugral episode of Two and a Half Bens, a tech show that isn't shiny, happy!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:45:26m (947 kbps 44100 Hz)

188 - Ranty Fuckup

2025-06-21

Your favorite petalheads discuss barista milk, sleep, Ozepmic penis, a lucky dog, the return of High Times, AI fuckery, computer history, winning the war on drug ads, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer beverages.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 114 MB - Duration: 2:08:00m (116 kbps 44100 Hz)

187 - Cunt of a Cuck

2025-06-14

Your favorite petalheads discuss discuss bad fruits, orgasms, gluten and migraines, lost wallets, found dogs, working out wasted, ChatGPT pwnage, and the petalheads share their favorite place to go when they’ve had THAT kind of day.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 1:59:04m (996 kbps 44100 Hz)

186 - Titty Drop

2025-06-07

Your favorite petalheads discuss filtering microplastics, the MIND diet, epsom salt, titanium dioxide, happy dogs, a gummy recall, Java 30 years later, failing infrastructure, ending porn, and the petalheads favorite morning adult beverage.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 101 MB - Duration: 1:51:17m (119 kbps 44100 Hz)

185 - Even More Dead Air

2025-05-31

Your favorite petalheads discuss bullshit food ingredients, bad pharma, happy (dog) mamas, pot robberies, fighting AI with AI, bad breaches, stupid California tricks, dead celebretties, and the petalheads favorite veterans.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 116 MB - Duration: 2:08:11m (119 kbps 44100 Hz)

184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week

2025-05-17

Your favorite petalheads discuss okra, foods not to freeze, breathing, touching, long-lost sisters, overtaxing marijuana, persistent ransomware, the surveillance state, MFA isn’t a panacea, and your favorite springtime flowers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 136 MB - Duration: 3:04:56m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)

183 - Basic White Bitch Blowjobs

2025-05-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss eggs, Ozepmic Feet, peeing after sex, a happy dog, drinking your weed, CheatGPT, stupid IT tricks, child marriage, climage change taxes, and the Petalheads weigh in on their favorite mom story!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 102 MB - Duration: 2:16:30m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)

182 - Unintentional Journalism

2025-05-03

sleep, obesity, plastics, the animal lady, stupid pot tricks, juice jacking, evil six foot rats, typical politicians, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite type of pet!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:02:49m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)