The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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196 - Whore Olive Oil

2025-09-13

Your favorite petalheads discuss sunflower oil, artificial sweeteners, Ozempic vulva, food from garbage, weed drinks, backing away from AI, “green” energy, and the petalhead weigh in on their favorite end-of-summer activity.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 87 MB - Duration: 2:15:22m (845 kbps 44100 Hz)

195 - Therapy Toke

2025-09-06

Your favorite petalheads discuss Covid vaccines, Inflammation, happy humans and pets, a rant on cryptocurrency, AI, shitty beaches, and the petalheads weigh in on what's on their grill.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 105 MB - Duration: 2:40:23m (858 kbps 44100 Hz)

194 - Seven Second Delay

2025-08-30

Your favorite petalheads discuss pollution, fluids, food additives, letters from dad, high art, car hacking, Cracker Barrel, and the petaheads weigh-in on their favorite fall smell or flavor.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 102 MB - Duration: 1:58:05m (112 kbps 44100 Hz)

193 - Floating Shitshow

2025-08-16

Your favorite petalheads discuss weight loss drugs, physical fitness, ultraprocessed food, meat plant shit, married a hitchiker, is weed really legal, AI skepticism, climate change, and the petalheads weigh-in with their worst vacations.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 138 MB - Duration: 3:32:55m (851 kbps 44100 Hz)

192 - Outsourced Fuckery

2025-07-26

Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, erythritol, gluten, teeth, happy parents, big alcohol, ChatGPT delusions, and the petalheads tell us their boat stories.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 95 MB - Duration: 2:29:26m (828 kbps 44100 Hz)

191 - Black Dong of Death

2025-07-19

Your favorite petalheads discuss blood protein, seed oils, revenge, horses, messages in a bottle, sex on weed, buzzy fuckers, and the petalheads weigh-in on their favorite summer festival.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 77 MB - Duration: 1:58:10m (846 kbps 44100 Hz)

190 - Release The Stupidity

2025-07-12

Your favorite petalheads discuss blood sugar, migraines, meat, hemp food, AI Tomfoolery, hot garbage, and the petalheads weigh in on the Fourth of July.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 87 MB - Duration: 2:14:59m (843 kbps 44100 Hz)

189 - Ballzinweiners

2025-06-28

Your favorite petalheads discuss statins, bee pollen, blood sugar, brave boys, the guy who helped legalize marijuana, ChatGPT goes mental, burning batteries, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer activity.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:55:26m (838 kbps 44100 Hz)

THB 1 - Asshole with a Shoelace

2025-06-21

Our inaugral episode of Two and a Half Bens, a tech show that isn't shiny, happy!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 74 MB - Duration: 1:45:26m (947 kbps 44100 Hz)

188 - Ranty Fuckup

2025-06-21

Your favorite petalheads discuss barista milk, sleep, Ozepmic penis, a lucky dog, the return of High Times, AI fuckery, computer history, winning the war on drug ads, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite summer beverages.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 114 MB - Duration: 2:08:00m (116 kbps 44100 Hz)