The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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149 - Clitoral Role

2024-09-07

Your favorite petealheads discuss croissants, dairy products, stupid diet tricks, forever chemicals, youngins, electric cars, and your thoughts on banana splits.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 148 MB - Duration: 2:08:22m (154 kbps 44100 Hz)

148 - Hate Assbury

2024-08-31

Your favorite petalheads discuss e-cigs, food and mental health, sleep, coffee and heart diseases, rideshare unions, happy hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on Grape Nuts.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 196 MB - Duration: 2:54:03m (150 kbps 44100 Hz)

147 - New Shitty Airport

2024-08-24

Your favorite petalheads discuss vulnerable narcissists, snail venom as drugs, “healthier” sugar, lost and found kids and dogs, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, and waffles or pancakes?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 160 MB - Duration: 2:18:56m (153 kbps 44100 Hz)

146 - Chicken Boners

2024-08-17

Your favorite petalheads discuss the Mediterranean Diet and mood, honey and yogurt, cheese, ricezempic, good dogs and turtles, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, and your thoughts on grits.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 153 MB - Duration: 2:12:31m (154 kbps 44100 Hz)

145 - Team Meat Loaf

2024-08-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss red meat dementia, butterbur, zero calorie blood clots, free groceries, higher consciousness hi-tech hi-jinks, and petalheads opine about meatloaf.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 144 MB - Duration: 2:05:00m (153 kbps 44100 Hz)

144 - Black Coffee Matters

2024-08-03

Your favorite petalheads discuss self-burning fat, stupid nutrition tricks, blinding Ozepmic, Alex Trebek, dogs, higher consciousness, hi-tech hijinks, and coffee or tea?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 161 MB - Duration: 2:20:39m (152 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss weight loss, ginger, natural allergy remedies, ultra-processed foods, body fat, happy higher consciousness hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on cakes and roller coasters!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 260 MB - Duration: 3:43:14m (155 kbps 44100 Hz)

142 - 50 Shades of Ghey

2024-07-13

Your favorite petalheads discuss improving your memory, Ozempic shit, plastics, a foamer story, allergies to the holy herb, Blast RADIUS, and yay or nay on cold pizza?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 163 MB - Duration: 2:19:34m (156 kbps 44100 Hz)

141 - White Privilege Word

2024-07-06

Your favorite petalheads discuss autism, ultra-processed foods, intermittent fasting, soda and bromide, happy, higher consciousness and high-tech hijinks, and sex with the lights on?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 192 MB - Duration: 2:44:39m (155 kbps 44100 Hz)

140 - Corn Pop Cock Sucker

2024-06-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss walking, Covid-1984, Ozempic and Snake Bites, Plant-Based Meat, Happy Higher-Consciousness Hi-Tech Hijinks, and your thoughts on pickles

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 212 MB - Duration: 3:03:21m (154 kbps 44100 Hz)