The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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154 - Soak It Inside Her

2024-10-12

discuss eggs, fondle slabs and depression, blood pressure, sardines, Picassos, good Samaritans, happy, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on apple cider.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 182 MB - Duration: 2:39:08m (152 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss: bottled water, pain relief, Mucinex and pregnancy, IBS and hypnosis, happy, higher consciousness, hi-tech hijinks, fallout from Hurricane Helene, and yay or nay on pumpkin spice?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 175 MB - Duration: 2:31:47m (153 kbps 44100 Hz)

152 - #MoreCumming

2024-09-28

Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic vomit, diet and nutrition, vibrators and migraines, dogs, holy herb buzzkills, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on Apple Cinnamon?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 134 MB - Duration: 1:57:49m (152 kbps 44100 Hz)

151 - Cure for Cunt

2024-09-21

Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic, Xanthum Gum, the MIND diet, Alcohol and Cancer, the cat who came back, less alcohol, more weed, hi-tech hijinks, and your thoughts on soup or stew.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 203 MB - Duration: 2:58:21m (151 kbps 44100 Hz)

150 - Enema Abuse

2024-09-14

Your favorite petalheads are joined in studio by PhoenixJr to talk with SirBemrose and DameBemrose about how they all met, alternative healing, disc golf, podcasting, that frat party that turned into a riot, the 2nd Amendment, Lemon Pledge, and more!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 299 MB - Duration: 4:21:09m (152 kbps 44100 Hz)

149 - Clitoral Role

2024-09-07

Your favorite petealheads discuss croissants, dairy products, stupid diet tricks, forever chemicals, youngins, electric cars, and your thoughts on banana splits.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 148 MB - Duration: 2:08:22m (154 kbps 44100 Hz)

148 - Hate Assbury

2024-08-31

Your favorite petalheads discuss e-cigs, food and mental health, sleep, coffee and heart diseases, rideshare unions, happy hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on Grape Nuts.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 196 MB - Duration: 2:54:03m (150 kbps 44100 Hz)

147 - New Shitty Airport

2024-08-24

Your favorite petalheads discuss vulnerable narcissists, snail venom as drugs, “healthier” sugar, lost and found kids and dogs, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, and waffles or pancakes?

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 160 MB - Duration: 2:18:56m (153 kbps 44100 Hz)

146 - Chicken Boners

2024-08-17

Your favorite petalheads discuss the Mediterranean Diet and mood, honey and yogurt, cheese, ricezempic, good dogs and turtles, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, and your thoughts on grits.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 153 MB - Duration: 2:12:31m (154 kbps 44100 Hz)

145 - Team Meat Loaf

2024-08-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss red meat dementia, butterbur, zero calorie blood clots, free groceries, higher consciousness hi-tech hi-jinks, and petalheads opine about meatloaf.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 144 MB - Duration: 2:05:00m (153 kbps 44100 Hz)