The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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187 - Cunt of a Cuck

2025-06-14

Your favorite petalheads discuss discuss bad fruits, orgasms, gluten and migraines, lost wallets, found dogs, working out wasted, ChatGPT pwnage, and the petalheads share their favorite place to go when they’ve had THAT kind of day.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 1:59:04m (996 kbps 44100 Hz)
186 - Titty Drop

2025-06-07

Your favorite petalheads discuss filtering microplastics, the MIND diet, epsom salt, titanium dioxide, happy dogs, a gummy recall, Java 30 years later, failing infrastructure, ending porn, and the petalheads favorite morning adult beverage.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 101 MB - Duration: 1:51:17m (119 kbps 44100 Hz)
185 - Even More Dead Air

2025-05-31

Your favorite petalheads discuss bullshit food ingredients, bad pharma, happy (dog) mamas, pot robberies, fighting AI with AI, bad breaches, stupid California tricks, dead celebretties, and the petalheads favorite veterans.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 116 MB - Duration: 2:08:11m (119 kbps 44100 Hz)
184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week

2025-05-17

Your favorite petalheads discuss okra, foods not to freeze, breathing, touching, long-lost sisters, overtaxing marijuana, persistent ransomware, the surveillance state, MFA isn’t a panacea, and your favorite springtime flowers.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 136 MB - Duration: 3:04:56m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)
183 - Basic White Bitch Blowjobs

2025-05-10

Your favorite petalheads discuss eggs, Ozepmic Feet, peeing after sex, a happy dog, drinking your weed, CheatGPT, stupid IT tricks, child marriage, climage change taxes, and the Petalheads weigh in on their favorite mom story!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 102 MB - Duration: 2:16:30m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)
182 - Unintentional Journalism

2025-05-03

sleep, obesity, plastics, the animal lady, stupid pot tricks, juice jacking, evil six foot rats, typical politicians, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite type of pet!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 91 MB - Duration: 2:02:49m (970 kbps 44100 Hz)
181 - Tactical Nut Bacon

2025-04-26

Your favorite petalheads discuss beef tallow, cinnamon, food dye, veggies, saving lives, rebuilding towns, Hempy 420, hacking crosswalks, bad cops and judges, and our Petalheads weigh in on cooking bacon in the oven.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 96 MB - Duration: 2:08:26m (974 kbps 44100 Hz)
180 - Fuck Taxes

2025-04-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, fat memories, seed oil studies, a brave toddler, schizophrenic potheads, stupid cyber security tricks, and how our Petalheads handled their taxes.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 90 MB - Duration: 1:39:43m (117 kbps 44100 Hz)
179 - Cowcakke Festival

2025-04-12

Your favorite petalheads discuss sucralose, the immunity debt hypothesis, apple cider vinegar, memory, feeding the world, drink your weed, AI generated lawyers, cicadas, and yay or nay on ricotta in your lasagna.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 80 MB - Duration: 1:45:53m (985 kbps 44100 Hz)
178 - Genital Taxes

2025-04-05

Your favorite petalheads discuss SNAP, working out on the weekends, avocado vs. olive oil, happy people, bitchy cops, a deepfaked weather girl, stupid PNW tricks, and our yay or nay topic this week: Ambrosia Salad.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 83 MB - Duration: 1:53:02m (954 kbps 44100 Hz)

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