The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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206 - Stripper Yeast

2025-11-29

Your favorite petalheads discuss (fake) sweeteners, body highs, MASLD, CPR, psychedelic care, growing rare earth minerals, AI poetry, shit soup, and the petalheads discuss their favorite fall beverage!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 85 MB - Duration: 2:01:21m (917 kbps 44100 Hz)

205 - Senator Strokes a Lot

2025-11-22

Your favorite petalheads discuss plant-based bullshit, peanut allergies, protein, TB on your pee pee, saving cobblers, Brazil blazing, the rise against data centers, dirty old codgers in congress, and the petaleads weigh in on their favorite thing about f

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 75 MB - Duration: 1:48:13m (904 kbps 44100 Hz)

204 - Soviet Botulism

2025-11-15

Your favorite petalheads discuss fruits and veg, weight loss, Metformin, happy boys, learning Spanish on weed, Bob Ross, and the petalheads weigh-in on their favorite Thanksgiving pie.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 73 MB - Duration: 1:45:54m (910 kbps 44100 Hz)

203 - The Porn Identity

2025-11-08

Your favorite petalheads discuss the power of music, energy drinks, Ozempic, midnight snacking, happy women, stupid drug tricks, more AI lies, Buc-ees, some old history, and the petalheads share what brings them joy.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 79 MB - Duration: 1:52:29m (911 kbps 44100 Hz)

202 - Scented Incest

2025-11-01

Your favorite petalheads discuss Halloween candy, witches herbs, Ozempic, Impure Drugs, Happy People, Weed Whackyness, AI run amok, MKUltra, and the petalheads weigh in on the supernatural.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 81 MB - Duration: 1:55:40m (917 kbps 44100 Hz)

201 - Alzheimer's Tits

2025-10-25

Your favorite petalheads discuss obesity, alcohol, sugar alcohols, rosemary, goats, peace pipes, the AWS outage, AI lies, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite Halloween costumes.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 65 MB - Duration: 1:33:33m (909 kbps 44100 Hz)

200 - Just Push Play

2025-10-18

Your favorite petalheads welcome Mrs. Bemlet and discuss Copaiba Oil, The Star in Tarot, the paranormal, and the petalheads weigh in on their favorite comfort food.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 110 MB - Duration: 2:47:08m (866 kbps 44100 Hz)

199 - No Shit Sherlock Department

2025-10-04

Your favorite petalheads discuss ketogenic diets and mental health, Fiber, Ozempic Breasts and Vulva, the Cheesemonger Olympics, frozen weed, data centers for AI and water, and the petalheads weigh in on whether they eat ice cream in cold weather.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 72 MB - Duration: 1:49:32m (859 kbps 44100 Hz)

198 - Goatse to the Slaughter

2025-09-27

Your favorite petalheads discuss red light and sleep, intermittent fasting, blueberries and babies, the rigged THC game, global AI policy, digital IDs, and the petalheads tell us what they eat when they’re having one of those days.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 70 MB - Duration: 1:47:58m (842 kbps 44100 Hz)

197 - Snarknado

2025-09-20

Your favorite petalheads discuss benadryl, PFAs, a dog and a crow, Chinese grow operations, mental health and AI, and the petalheads weigh-in on that favorite thing on their bookshelf.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 99 MB - Duration: 2:25:08m (891 kbps 44100 Hz)