Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!
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2025-05-17
Your favorite petalheads discuss okra, foods not to freeze, breathing, touching, long-lost sisters, overtaxing marijuana, persistent ransomware, the surveillance state, MFA isn’t a panacea, and your favorite springtime flowers.
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sleep, obesity, plastics, the animal lady, stupid pot tricks, juice jacking, evil six foot rats, typical politicians, and the Petalheads weigh-in on their favorite type of pet!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss beef tallow, cinnamon, food dye, veggies, saving lives, rebuilding towns, Hempy 420, hacking crosswalks, bad cops and judges, and our Petalheads weigh in on cooking bacon in the oven.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss allergies, fat memories, seed oil studies, a brave toddler, schizophrenic potheads, stupid cyber security tricks, and how our Petalheads handled their taxes.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss sucralose, the immunity debt hypothesis, apple cider vinegar, memory, feeding the world, drink your weed, AI generated lawyers, cicadas, and yay or nay on ricotta in your lasagna.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss "natural" sugar, melatonin, sleepy drinks, food recalls, good boys, weed fairs, backdoored bluetooth, shitty appliances, and yay or nay on peeps!
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Your favorite petalheads air their interview with Bemlet (the brother of @ryan), a Cavalcade of Stoopidity from @SirRevCyberTrucker, your euphemisms for sex, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss nut allergies, caffeine intake, Diet Coke, Headaches, Love, Kratom, Outsmoking Bob Marley, Vulnerable Tech, and your first sign of Spring.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss diets, protein, aspartame, pancake recall, old heroes, egg donations, free shrooms, COBOL, the power of half-arsing it, and your go-to Girl Scout cookie?
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Your favorite petalheads discuss fat or carbs, beef tallow vs. grass-fed butter, sex, magnesium, lost dogs, beautiful plumage, steps in the right direction, making shit up, robocalling the FCC, disconnecting from the system, & yay or nay on sharing food.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss caffeine, Alzheimers, Girl Scout Cookies, more uses for GLP-1 drugs, donkey balls, busy beavers, up-in-smoke memory, stupid Google tricks, where IPAs came from, and y’all weigh in on bath or shower?
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Your favorite petalheads discuss health insurance, exercise, health misinformation, vitamin deficiency, saving homes with beer, riding dirty, giving us the fucking links, aliens, and your go-to coffee drink.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss seed oils, holistic health care, real milk, a semaglutide slave, happy people, a side of Mary Jane with your fries, tech bullshit, and your go-to comfort food.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss AI in Healthcare, sugar, green tea, egg yolk color, old letterman jackets, a highway shootout, even the rats get high, the TikTok ban, and yay or nay on New Year's resolutions.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss the newest round of Curry shenanigans, deadly soda, deadly diets, bone broth, your morning coffee, old dogs and Christmas presents, HIGH stupidity, unfixed security bugs, and yay or nay on reincarnation.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss hangover myths, cancer and alcohol, Commiefornia and Ultraprocessed Foods, heart muscles, happy boys, CBD tampons, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on snow tubing.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic, Plastic Tea, Food and Metabolism, Mint, Happiness, the Wild West of Weed, Stupid Tech Tricks, and nay or nay on Pac-Man!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss beans, new food labels, processed foods, fiber, heroes, higher consciousness and hi-tech hijinks, more lies and damn lies, and yay or nay on Die Hard being a Christmas Movie.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss headaches, stress belly, tainted drugs, Ozepmic, Legos, finding mama and the motherland, quantum chips, scary cables, and Pepperidge Farms, yay or nay?
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Your favorite petalheads discuss the evolution of The Lotus Effect, talk about Rose Oil, the Death card in Tarot, and your first date stories!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss raw milk, the flu vaccine, Lizzo’s weight loss, Carrageenan, dancing for coffee, higher consciousness news, stupid human tricks, and yay or nay on wine.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss Mac n Cheese, eating at night, microplastics, sugar, saving children, dumb HI-jinks, good and bad tech, and yay or nay on cranberry sauce.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss former vegans, infant heart defects, mushrooms, birth control shots, happy kids, wacky weed, high-tech hijinks, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss fake Ozempic, Doctor AI, ineffective drugs, fasting bullshit, happy, higher-consciousness, lava lamps and cybersecurity, plastic clouds, and yay or nay on eggs?
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You favorite petalheads discuss Daylight Saving Time, polypharmacy and Alzheimer’s, Drug Pollution, Sugar in Baby Food, a creative Halloween costume, higher consciousness, San Francisco, AI bullshit, and yay or nay on candied apples.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss discuss migraines, a Cymbalta recall, hgih-intensity exercise, Ozempic and addiction, happy higher-consciousness hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on chicken wings.
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discuss eggs, fondle slabs and depression, blood pressure, sardines, Picassos, good Samaritans, happy, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on apple cider.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss: bottled water, pain relief, Mucinex and pregnancy, IBS and hypnosis, happy, higher consciousness, hi-tech hijinks, fallout from Hurricane Helene, and yay or nay on pumpkin spice?
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Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic vomit, diet and nutrition, vibrators and migraines, dogs, holy herb buzzkills, hi-tech hijinks, and yay or nay on Apple Cinnamon?
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Your favorite petalheads discuss Ozempic, Xanthum Gum, the MIND diet, Alcohol and Cancer, the cat who came back, less alcohol, more weed, hi-tech hijinks, and your thoughts on soup or stew.
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Your favorite petalheads are joined in studio by PhoenixJr to talk with SirBemrose and DameBemrose about how they all met, alternative healing, disc golf, podcasting, that frat party that turned into a riot, the 2nd Amendment, Lemon Pledge, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss coffee, navel pulling, fun nuggets, sugar, alcohol, Zepbound, ASMR, pacemakers, happiness, higher consciousness, hi-tech-hijinks, and talking with NetNed about the Nashville Shooter manifesto.
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Your favorite petalheads talk pumpkin seeds, a new taste, Ozempic, B12, Formaldehyde, statins, cold meds, oreos, preemies, happy pets, and the latest in happiness, higher consciousness, and high-tech hijinks!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about breathing, exercise, Ozempic and Mounjaro news, stupid AI tricks, cheese, gingers are normal, holy herb and high-tech hijinks.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss exercise, metabolically healthy obesity, vegan marketing, health care in rural towns, breathing, and the latest in health, happiness, and high-tech hijinks.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss pharma, dark tea, another poor-man's Ozempic, the latest in happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hinjks.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss Blue Zones, Ginger, Forgetting Words, Peanut Allergies, Ozempic, Banana Spiders, Plastics and Autism, Regrowing Teeth, Allergies, Happiness, Higher Consciousness, and High Tech Horseshit
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Your favorite petalheads discuss MAFLD, the establishment discouraging ancestral eating, what not to eat on Ozepmic, happiness stories, some toast and jam, football shenanigans, smartphones on wheels, and smartphones are...boring!
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Your favorite petalheads discuss kids being fed drugs, what's not in your toothpaste, cheap "Ozempic", sleep, keeping gender identity from parents, happiness, higher consciousness, and a whole lot of toast and jam.
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Your favorite petalheads talk to Laurien and Spencer about the origins of this podcast..and the love that blossomed in the bowl..
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Your favorite petalheads discuss the health, happiness, and higher consciousness benefits of lemon oil, Death in the Marseilles Tarot, RIP WordPad, and Amber Alerts in Tennessee.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss measuring glucose in saliva, pink slime, pharma, smoking, Ozempic, bad tricks with AI, happy stories, higher consciousness news, and stupid tech tricks.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss lampshades, medical debt, stupid ChatGPT tricks, toddler screen time, plant-based straws, sleep, happiness, higher consciousness, spoofing Apple devices, and shadow access.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Borax, Inflammation and Social Media, the latest pharm shenanigans, energy drinks, meat glue, summer SAD, the male libido, happy stories, high stories, and tech bullshit.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about pharma, doctors, Ozempic, the politics of medicine, happiness, higher consciousness, and hardware-level bugs in PCs.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about venting, Ozempic, Vegetarianism, School Lunches, some happy stories, rideshare news, higher consciousness news, pretending to work, and tech fails.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about aspartame, what real doctors tell their patients about weight loss, bugs, pharma, naps, studies say, coffee, a man and his dog, turtles, higher consciousness news, and tech facepalms.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about their adventures in Israel and a few other things related to health, happiness, and the pursuit of a higher consciousness!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about exercise, food, poop, toast, happiness, higher consciousness, and stupid "tech" stories.
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Your favorite petalheads talk Ozempic, Aspirin, other pharma, liquor, being a farmer, finding an iPhone in the ocean, the latest in achieving a higher consciousness, and a few tech stories.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about food, keto, sugars, grains, seed oils, happiness and higher consciousness news, and arming bears, and a little tech bullcrap.
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Your favorite petalheads talk Covid, "Diet" Drugs, hard work paying off, what's happening in Mississippi, some weed news, and ChatGPT bullcrap.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about food, pharma, cancer, AI, happiness, achieving a higher consciousness, buggy cybersecurity tech, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Ozempic, Fake Food, Sugar, Real Food, Contact Lenses, how to be happier, and higher consciousness talk!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Covid, some "no duh" stories, that smell, what you learn from bad relationships, humbleness versus humility, higher consciousness talk, ChatGPT, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Ozempic, heart health, the dangers of your phone, the ways you can find happiness, ChatGPT, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about bats, monkey pox, the cold, being ignored, relationship red flags, and the latest in pursuing a higher consciousness. Enjoy!
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Your favorite petalheads interview Pheonix's mom. PheonixJr also makes an on-mic appearance.
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Your favorite petalheads talk fake food, cancer, pharma, Fake Nurses, Alzheimers, finding happiness , establishing boundaries, and the latest in achieving a higher consciousness.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about sugar, honey, pollution, big pharma, mixed messages from the medical establishment, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Mediterranean Diets, Ozempic and other dumb things people do to lose weight, how Delta 8 isn't 50 state legal, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about the case against sugar, bowling, the pursuit of a higher consciousness, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about their travels and visitors over the last two weeks.
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Your favorite petalheads get a surprise visit in-studio from HempressEmily and Saint Tom!
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Your favorite pedalheads talk about their great reset, the Nashville school shooting, and more!
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Your favorite petalheads talk about Neroli oil and the stuff Tarot's been telling PhoneBoy.
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Your favorite pedalheads talk about how your diet affects your mental health.
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Your favorite pedalheads talk intimacy, or into me I see, through the lens of The Love Guru and our own experiences.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about past and present cults, how they appear to be running things, and what we can do about it.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about the Deepwater Horizon oil spill from 2010 and how they're still using the same playbook.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about sandalwood oil and a few different tarot cards: The Queen of Swords, the Two of Cups, and the Four of Wands.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss the compromised pharmaceutical medical media industrial complex.
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Your favorite pedalheads talk about dreams.
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Your favorite pedalheads talk about the cabal that is the food system in the United States.
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Your favorite pedalheads are joined by HempressEmily to talk about the origins of the SNAP program in the United States and its nefarious benefactors.
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Your favorite petalheads discuss The Fool in Tarot and Frankincense Oil
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Your favorite petalheads talk about the third rail of religion.
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Your favorite petalheads review 2022 through clips of The Lotus Effect from the first half of 2022.
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Your favorite petalheads talk with someone who works in the pharmaceutical industry and learn a few things about what they're (not) doing.
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Your favorite pedalheads tell you the history of Krampus and Santa Claus
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Your favorite petalheads talk about salt...and how it's not as bad as the mainstream medical establishment says it is.
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In this episode, your favorite petalheads read the letters they wrote to their 18 year old selves.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about their humble beginnings and how it all grew from a podcast.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about the bogativeness behind Thanksgiving.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about rosemary oil and two tarot cards: Justice and Judgement.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about alcohol...and how it's just as bad for you as sugar.
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Your favorite petalheads talk about fear...and how it controls us all.
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