The Lotus Effect

Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!

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104 - Never A Straight Answer

2023-10-07

Your favorite petalheads discuss pharma, dark tea, another poor-man's Ozempic, the latest in happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hinjks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 119 MB - Duration: 2:00:27m (132 kbps 44100 Hz)

Your favorite petalheads discuss Blue Zones, Ginger, Forgetting Words, Peanut Allergies, Ozempic, Banana Spiders, Plastics and Autism, Regrowing Teeth, Allergies, Happiness, Higher Consciousness, and High Tech Horseshit

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 165 MB - Duration: 2:22:18m (155 kbps 48000 Hz)

102 - iPhone Strippers

2023-09-23

Your favorite petalheads discuss MAFLD, the establishment discouraging ancestral eating, what not to eat on Ozepmic, happiness stories, some toast and jam, football shenanigans, smartphones on wheels, and smartphones are...boring!

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 139 MB - Duration: 1:54:44m (162 kbps 48000 Hz)

101 - Goat Self

2023-09-16

Your favorite petalheads discuss kids being fed drugs, what's not in your toothpaste, cheap "Ozempic", sleep, keeping gender identity from parents, happiness, higher consciousness, and a whole lot of toast and jam.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 197 MB - Duration: 3:21:42m (130 kbps 48000 Hz)

100 - Two Nuts In Love

2023-09-09

Your favorite petalheads talk to Laurien and Spencer about the origins of this podcast..and the love that blossomed in the bowl..

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 245 MB - Duration: 3:21:47m (162 kbps 48000 Hz)

99 - Citrus and Citrus Accessories

2023-09-03

Your favorite petalheads discuss the health, happiness, and higher consciousness benefits of lemon oil, Death in the Marseilles Tarot, RIP WordPad, and Amber Alerts in Tennessee.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 116 MB - Duration: 1:30:48m (170 kbps 48000 Hz)

98 - Sandpaper Dildo

2023-09-02

Your favorite petalheads discuss measuring glucose in saliva, pink slime, pharma, smoking, Ozempic, bad tricks with AI, happy stories, higher consciousness news, and stupid tech tricks.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 196 MB - Duration: 2:30:50m (173 kbps 48000 Hz)

97 - Boobs, Blunts, and Blowjobs

2023-08-26

Your favorite petalheads discuss lampshades, medical debt, stupid ChatGPT tricks, toddler screen time, plant-based straws, sleep, happiness, higher consciousness, spoofing Apple devices, and shadow access.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 164 MB - Duration: 2:06:39m (173 kbps 48000 Hz)

96 - Semenglutide

2023-08-19

Your favorite petalheads talk about Borax, Inflammation and Social Media, the latest pharm shenanigans, energy drinks, meat glue, summer SAD, the male libido, happy stories, high stories, and tech bullshit.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 145 MB - Duration: 1:54:59m (168 kbps 48000 Hz)

95 - In The Pot

2023-08-12

Your favorite petalheads talk about pharma, doctors, Ozempic, the politics of medicine, happiness, higher consciousness, and hardware-level bugs in PCs.

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Filetype: MP3 - Size: 189 MB - Duration: 2:30:38m (167 kbps 48000 Hz)